is this what responsibilities look like
can i just
so bill nighy was wearing a motion capture suit and screaming at johnny depp
and johnny depp had to scream back
without either of them laughing
just imagine that. two grown men, one in pyjamas with balls on his face, and the other in a pirate costume, screaming at the top of their lungs at each other
Okay so people keeping thinking that Thor would lose to the Hulk and I am here to say that no way in hell does that happen unless it is for the purpose of story.
Everyone keeps thinking that it would be a hand to hand match and that is wrong, this would be a battle and in a battle you use your advantages and Thor has plenty over the Hulk. First and foremost, Thor can fly. This means that the Hulk is limited to what he can leap off of and Thor is not, he can fly all the way to Asgard if he wanted to and leave the Hulk angrily waiting on Earth. Thor could also just Godblast the shit out of the Hulk, throw him into space/ the sun, or my new personal favorite, play around the world with Mjolnir. If you are unfamiliar with the last one, here is what I mean.
Then he smashes his head in. Point is that Thor is far too versatile for the Hulk who is just strong and thats pretty much it. If it was an arm wrestling contest or a battle of pure strength then yah I could see the Hulk winning ( even though neither have shown their full power) but this is a battle and I’m rolling with the supremely strong Norse God who has thousands of years of combat experience and a magic hammer and godly powers over an angry jade giant anyday. Hulk may smash but Thor fucking destroys.
Selfies. Selfies everywhere
Not even gonna lie, that Damian one had me tearin up.
Superman’s like “Oh my God, Lex just liked my selfie. What a creep! Is that Captain Cold over there? Yeah, the guy with no sleeves on. That’s so RATCHET! How did he even get in here? Nobody wears parkas anymore.”